guy: bagmilk: 7 year olds are fucking assholes i can’t believe so many kids are starting anal at such a young age (Source: heteroh, via causeitaintlikeitwasintheolddays)

guy:

bagmilk:

7 year olds are fucking assholes

i can’t believe so many kids are starting anal at such a young age

(Source: heteroh, via causeitaintlikeitwasintheolddays)

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



sometimes i wonder if this website is okay
4himglory:

A House In The HIlls
warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life (Source: wartortles, via flcountryqt)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via flcountryqt)

Mother nature at its finest.
country-qirl:

hillbilly1975:

It’s gonna be a good day.


Aw look how many notes my mutts have😌
Slowly going platinum blonde 🙊😍
chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me
lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀
inner-realms:

Новости unter We Heart It.
pureblyss: Maybe you were never the shore, just the gentle wave to carry me to it. Maybe you were never the mountaintop, just a ledge to steady my foot as I struggled to reach the top. Without you, I could never have reached where I needed to go. But I was never meant to make my home halfway up a mountain, or tread water forever. (via southboundd)

pureblyss:

Maybe you were never the shore, just the gentle wave to carry me to it.

Maybe you were never the mountaintop, just a ledge to steady my foot as I struggled to reach the top.

Without you, I could never have reached where I needed to go. But I was never meant to make my home halfway up a mountain, or tread water forever.

(via southboundd)

“Carpe diem — means seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going stop breathing, turn cold and die.”