stripesdontmakeyoustraight: stripesdontmakeyoustraight: If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family Stop reblogging my failure (via youaregoingtomissthis)

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via youaregoingtomissthis)

pinups-and-powerful-girls:

“Pot luck” Gil Elvgren, 1961
80slove:

Emilio
boobsbuttsandsluts:
“Does my name pass through your mind when it’s 3 am and you’re wide awake?”
“Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.”
bad-ass-fat-ass:

honey-andtar:

phosphorescentt:

jaclynxhyde:

makeupandchucks:

This is great.

this needs to be criminalized everywhere. and upskirting/creeper shots. 

yes

Yes yes yes!!

YES!!!