morganlindsay97: clumsyoctopus: life rules - you are never as awkward as you think you are - you are never as annoying as you think you are - you are never as boring as you think you are - your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are  - you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for - chin up, dude Never say never but mostly yeah (via causeitaintlikeitwasintheolddays)

morganlindsay97:

clumsyoctopus:

life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude

Never say never but mostly yeah

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fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction
captain-mycaptain: dirku: nonomella: that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left EITHER WAY IT’S JUST LIKE (via irrationalyou)

captain-mycaptain:

dirku:

nonomella:

that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left

that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left

EITHER WAY

IT’S JUST LIKE

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(via irrationalyou)

tatsplugspiercings:

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thesexosaurus: "Condoms don’t work." "Your first time is supposed to hurt." "It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration." "Girls don’t masturbate." (via causeitaintlikeitwasintheolddays)

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

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(via causeitaintlikeitwasintheolddays)

ritzmatic:

 4gifs:

Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin

you fucking go girl
amberisntacrayon: I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit. (via causeitaintlikeitwasintheolddays)

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

(via causeitaintlikeitwasintheolddays)

“No relationship is ever a waste of your time. If it didn’t bring you what you want, it taught you what you didn’t want.”
exoticwild: What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by. (via causeitaintlikeitwasintheolddays)

exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

(via causeitaintlikeitwasintheolddays)